Your secrets, our discretion

Privacy

Buying cock merchandise is a deeply personal act. Richard takes your privacy as seriously as he takes roosters, which is to say: completely, and with an unsettling amount of focus.

What we collect: the basics needed to take your money and send you a cock — your name, email, shipping address, and order details. Payments are handled by Stripe; we never see or store your full card number.

What we do with it: process your order, ship it, email you about it, and occasionally — only if you opt in — tell you about new cocks. That's it. We don't sell your data. There is no thriving market for "people who bought a Cock Block Doormat," and if there were, we'd want no part of it.

Who sees it: only the services that physically need to — our payment processor and our print/fulfillment partners — strictly so your order actually arrives.

Your rights: you can ask us what we hold, ask us to delete it, or unsubscribe at any time. Email richard@cheapcock.com and it will be done, no interrogation about why.

We use minimal cookies to keep your cart full and the site standing up. No creepy stuff.