How the cock travels

Shipping

Every cock here is made to order. Nobody is sitting on a warehouse full of roosters waiting for your call — your specific cock is produced once you commit to it, then sent on its way.

Production: roughly 2–5 business days while your cock is printed, pressed, glazed, or carved into existence. Richard does not rush the artisans. They have feelings.

Delivery: standard shipping is typically 5–10 business days after production, depending on where you and your cock are in the world. International orders may take longer, as cocks respect no borders but customs respects no cocks.

Tracking: you'll get an email when your order ships, complete with a tracking number so you can watch your cock approach in real time, like a slightly stressful weather system.

Need it for a specific occasion? Email richard@cheapcock.com and he will tell you, honestly, whether it'll make it.